whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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