This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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