problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Randomize
