Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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