Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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