And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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