honey bunches of taint.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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