I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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