you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
