quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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