awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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