your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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