he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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