what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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