Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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