you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Randomize
