3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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