508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I'm passing your future prison.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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