anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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