I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
What drink are we having for lunch?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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