Who wears a wallet chain?!
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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