Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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