He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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