That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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