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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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