This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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