I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize
