when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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