I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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