he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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