Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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