We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he puts the penis in happiness.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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