I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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