I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i came on her dog
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm bleeding and have questions
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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