Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
