pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
