I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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