yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Randomize
