Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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