Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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