he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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