IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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