Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
