Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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