He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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