I accidentally had phone sex last night
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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