This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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