In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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