ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
wow bdsm is so cute
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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