didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You've changed since you got that strap on
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
